security analysis with regards to velociraptor attack
in case you guys didn't know, i got a job in SF. i started on monday, but i realized that i left tommy and joe back in pittsbugh without informing them about these serious issues with our house in the case of a massive velociraptor attack.
SECURITY LIABILITIES:
ineffective guard animals
IN CONCLUSION:
SECURITY LIABILITIES:
sub-par basement locking mechanism
ineffective guard animals
large windows, since most are not guarded by metal grates, such as below:
SECURITY STRENGTHS:
front door confusion (so many choices!):
high ground; those bitches on the street are toast!
difficult terrain; retaining walls, fences, narrow walkways, slippery slopes
hallway confusion
front door confusion (so many choices!):
high ground; those bitches on the street are toast!
difficult terrain; retaining walls, fences, narrow walkways, slippery slopes
bitches are in trouble.
Labels: dinosaurs
posted by jenna at 11:02 PM
5 Comments:
It seems like the guard dolphins should keep you safe.
the poor geese
they're definitely ducks.
duckbills are flat, goose beaks are sharp, k2 is a waterfowl.
http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photos/birds/goose-31159.jpg
http://www.freefoto.com/images/01/08/01_08_52---Duck_web.jpg
A ball pit would be an excellent security measure. In addition to hindering their movement, all the bright colors would probably give the raptors sensory overload.
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