for ckg's bar mitzvah

if we're going to celebrate ckg's (finally) becoming a man, make sure he can do it green:

You've heard of green cars, green tourism and green weddings. Now Canadians* should ready themselves for green sex.

[*editor's note: substitute "canadian" with "chris grant." not surprisingly, this is very simple].

Other ways of "greenwashing" the bedroom, as outlined by TreeHugger and Greenpeace, include turning out the lights, not buying PVC or vinyl accoutrements, ensuring S&M paddles are made from sustainably harvested timber, using organic massage oils, showering together, using bamboo bed sheets (they come from a rapidly renewable resource and are said to be "super sexy"), and wearing lingerie made with renewable fibres such as hemp (Enamore), bamboo (Butta) and other organic goodness (GreenKnickers, Buenostyle, Peau Ethique).

shalom!