What are we gonna do with babies??

Mr. H. raised a very important issue in the Duckling post comment section that I feel deserves its very own post.

The issue of "What the Hell Are We Going To Do When This Crowd Starts Popping Out Babies". What a huge freaking mess.
Aside from the projectile vomming, the late night crying for a bottle, and the peeing all over the place... what the hell are we going to do when another tiny person pops out and is also doing these things.

Yes, I think we all know that children are like little drunk people with the wobbling, vomming, and falling over, so we should all get along just fine... but what you may not have realized is that we've got two very responsible individuals who are prepared to deal with this issue.

JENNA AND LUCY'S BABYSITTING CAMPAIGN!
We promise to keep your kids entertained!
To ensure your child's safety we have outlined a few key items
1. We like playing with shapes and colors
2. We're experts on soft things
3. Children under the age of 10 will not be fed beers
4. Children under the age of 12 will not be fed liquor
5. We make excellent Hot Toddies should your youngster have a cold

*Pet care also available*
Specializing in:
-rolling around in the grass
-chasing squirrels
-sleeping in the sunshine