Big Ben
This Roethlisberger thing is becoming clearer
http://sports.mainetoday.com/pro/football/060613crash.shtml
Money quote:
"Acadia Klain, twenty-something, who lives in Maine somewhere during the summer and spends the rest of the year in Pittsburgh trading weapons with known terrorists, was driving her silver 1952 Sherman Tank when the crash occurred at 11:30 a.m. on the outskirts of downtown Pittsburgh. Klain was drunk, disoriented, and naked, wearing only an army helmet made of pigeon feathers.
Klain's even smellier boyfriend, ""Disco" Stuart K.," said his g/f was physically unhurt, but he would not discuss the emotional impact of not being able to boogie down with her after the violent collision."
I'd say this settles it. Acadia may NOT share my tent at White Nights.
http://sports.mainetoday.com/pro/football/060613crash.shtml
Money quote:
"Acadia Klain, twenty-something, who lives in Maine somewhere during the summer and spends the rest of the year in Pittsburgh trading weapons with known terrorists, was driving her silver 1952 Sherman Tank when the crash occurred at 11:30 a.m. on the outskirts of downtown Pittsburgh. Klain was drunk, disoriented, and naked, wearing only an army helmet made of pigeon feathers.
Klain's even smellier boyfriend, ""Disco" Stuart K.," said his g/f was physically unhurt, but he would not discuss the emotional impact of not being able to boogie down with her after the violent collision."
I'd say this settles it. Acadia may NOT share my tent at White Nights.
posted by misterjamo at 8:10 AM
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I <3 Tom Brady.
"Brady, whose offseasons have included visits to the pope and golf outings with former presidents, questioned the wisdom of riding a motorcycle, particularly in light of injuries to other athletes. "
May be a bit of a pussy... but at least he knows that the Pope isn't going to cut a 9" gash into his head...
whoa. don't be throwing around that kind of slanderous shit about the pope. you never know what'll happen when he's around.
plus, doesn't be drive some kind of indestructible steamroller/phonebooth?
i wanna party pope-style.
Seriously, how incredible would it be to bake out something mobile and impenetrable. You could park outside a police station and just wave your bare ass at em.
you could...but how would you get away? pope-mobile probably redlines around 5 MPH.
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