my favorite spring break story

jenna had a bruise on her boob. because one of her rookies, Liz, bit it. because Liz was getting a bunch of dollar bills out of jenna's bra, with her teeth. the dollar bills were in jenna's bra because the money mellons went to a strip club, and the strippers convinced the money mellons to dance on the stage with the pole. and jenna made like $20. apparently sober made less, and jenna is proud of her victory. BIG NUTS!